Pamela Anderson at Wheel Fortune. I am sure you know Pamela Anderson and please don’t say that, she is not in her 20s etc, etc. Regardless of her age, she is legend and everyone knows this. And also this legend not only comes from her life rescue skills from Bay Watch TV series. It is coming from her silicone boobs!
And few years ago Comedy Central created a fantastic scenario. Pamela Anderson at Wheel Fortune and trying to roll the wheel :D
Audi and Quattro; they are like Pamela Anderson and her boobs. Like we cannot think about Pamela without her boobs, we cannot consider Audi without Quattro. Quattro is the sophisticated four wheel drive technology of Audi. When you buy Quattro model of any Audi model, you will have four wheel powered by engine. And also this means, you have more money than people who bought a normal Audi. Silicone free Audi.
Honestly, I like four wheel drive because the place where I live, it snows and I don’t like to drive a front wheel or rear wheel drive car on snow. If you have an Audi Quattro, you will go around without any problem on adverse conditions. This means; snow, rain and similar things.
But if you are living in Cyprus, Malta, South of France or anywhere without snow you will not need a four wheel drive car. There is no point to have a four wheel drive! Especially with Audi Quattro! As the normal or cheap Audis are front wheel drive and this means, your car will under steer. Under steer is short form of you could not afford to buy a Mercedes or BMW or Ferrari or Maserati. Front wheel cars tend to slide straight while fast cornering or under heavy acceleration during the corner and this is called under steer. You approach to a corner a bit faster with front wheel car and you end up with the tree from front. If you have a rear wheel drive car, in same condition when all other variable are constant you will again hit to tree from the back side of the car. The rear wheel drive slides its back and this is very enjoying. Reference Top Gear video! If you buy a Mercedes, BMW, Ferrari, Maserati or anything rear wheel drive; you can slide the back of the car with pure enjoyment.
With Quattro? As the Quattro is four wheel drive system, you might think nothing will happen, it will neutral. As I mentioned, Audi loves its cheap soul, Quattro cars under steer! They slide from front like a front wheel drive car and you won’t have any enjoyment. Why? Because, you don’t enjoy when your VW Golf is under steering! Very basic. Therefore, I am not a fan of Audi Quattros! But I would prefer a Quattro Audi, if I have to buy an Audi.
So, Audi interpreted and analysed this problem and they came up with a great idea. Sport Rear Differential. From the Audi TV video, many of you will not understand anything about Sport Rear Differential. Actually this optional extra costs about extra € 1500, turns the boring Quattro into a hard core Quattro. With this mechanical toy, your Quattro will slide like a rear wheel car, like a Mercedes. You can burn you rear tyres while cornering or when full throttle on corner, it will slides its end :) After this optional toys, I started to like Audi Quattros :)
I think Audi should mentioned this more simple on their footage. The cost of enjoyment in an Audi? Just around €1500 !
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Audi and Quattro (four wheel drive system); it is very hard to explain their relationship or try to find something similar. I guess the most similar one would be Pamela Anderson and her silicon boobs! With Pamela, nobody cares about silicone and without silicone, we will feel the lack!
It is the same with Audi, it should be with Quattro. However it is not that easy to offer Quattro in ever model. They are technical difficulties but Audi always introduces each new model with Quattro and later on, offer the models without silicon, sorry without Quattro.
Today I found something in Audi’s Website, it was the Audi store. Like Ferrari store, you can live with Audi in your daily life. Even your kid can experience the Audi! The pedal car Audi and it looks magnificent from every angle. You cannot express the Audi soul better than this :) But they forgot something, this pedal car is probably rear wheel drive! So what? Actually it suppose to have three differentials which will enable to offer Quattro! Quattro for kids? Yes! As I mentioned, Audi is Quattro and every thing they offer, it should be some essence of Quattro soul. For a pedal car, they had the opportunity to offer. Ferrari did this with its pedal car! It is a small F1 car :)
I am pretty sure that, anyone who is reading this blog knows who Pamela Anderson is! She became famous with Bay Watch and her silicone boobs :) Actually she became an icon for charming woman and for silicones also. Nobody could deny her contribution to silicone implants business! Therefore she should be awarded for this :)
Again Mercedes SLS AMG; a few days ago I have checked our retro iconic car’s configurator website. And I noticed something. SLS AMG does not have the AMG suspensions as standard, like E Coupe does not have the AMG suspensions as standard. For E Coupe, that’s normal because it is an AMG or nobody have written AMG next to its name. So, people can pay extra for AMG suspensions in an E Coupe. However, SLS AMG has the brilliant marketing tactic and offering AMG suspensions in an AMG car which cost ridiculous expensive as an €1428 option! Yes, in Germany you have to pay €1428 for AMG suspensions in SLS AMG. I mentioned Germany specifically, because this option will cost more in other countries.
Let’s combine the Pamela Anderson and SLS AMG. Unfortunately, SLS AMG is not charming like her or iconic like her. But let’s think in this way, Pamela Anderson without her silicones will be senseless! And everyone knows this; in TV series, TV shows or movies her silicones are the eye catching point. Also she is making wealth by show business! For instance, if Pamela Anderson receives an offer to act in TV Series, will she add extra “silicone boobs” fee? Of course not, she knows that people love her silicones and that’s one of the main consistent of her brand image. So she won’t ask something ridiculous like this. Let’s summarize it very clearly; Mercedes SLS AMG’s optional AMG suspensions have the same senselessness of Pamela Anderson to ask for extra fee for her silicones!
People will not care if Pamela Anderson asks for more fee but asking for more for suspensions will not be accepted like that ;)